Koonzie

Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.

That girl is such a koonzie.

by beean October 25, 2016

Vag-Kwon-Do

A Series of brutal moves to the womans vagina that will devastate and or harm it causing pain.

Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her

by highroller234569 October 18, 2008

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

kwanzer

another term for the word "nigger" or "negro"...refers to the very black holiday of Kwanzaa

"Damn Kwanzers stole my bike."

"Look at all those kwanzers at KFC."

"God Dammit, I hate those damn kwanzers."

by VDIDZ13 January 13, 2008

Kwanza

Hanukah for black people.
7 candles in the menorah instead of 8.

"I ate me some fried chicken and Collard Greens for Kwanza."

by www.myspace.com/lisexlikexwoah June 28, 2008

Konzo

A usually multi-talented African American who can basically any play and sport and dominant at at. extremely funny can make any one laugh. Girls seem to love instanty because he has incredible charisma is quite polite knows how to have a good time. Lots of friends. easy to get along with Girls just seem to jump out of their clothes when he walks by or when he talks to them. Like mashed potatoes and employee of the month.

Dam mane you see that guy over there mackin on your girl and you aint doin shit about it and ur girls handin him her number dat boy be such a Konzo mane he kool kool as fuck. aww man look at the way he eats mashed potatoes he loves them <3. Aslo loves Butters very much.

by super duper brain man December 31, 2009

kwanzer

Caucasian speak for "Kwanzaa", the African-American holiday/marketing tool.

For kwanzer, I'm going to have some creamed corn and watch reruns of "friends".

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003