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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
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kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
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A jewish person. (Generally used as an insult.)
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Adjective
1. Worthy of acceptance
2. Something is chill
3. Something is blessed
1. Dude, he’s kosher, let him in.
2. Nah bro, her and I are kosher right now.
3. My life is so kosher right now. I just got $100 for a survey.
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The Anti-Kosher

a sandwich with ham, cheese, bacon, and a pork roll. Not eaten by many jews
Man, I can't believe John made The Anti-Kosher for everyone to eat at the bar mitzvah
by Feelon Deeznuts February 3, 2007
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kosher boy

the act of getting yours from a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.
I'm going to make a natty box condom, and **** her in the ass while force feeding her natty untill I hit her in the back of the head with the natty bottle as I bust a nut. kosher boy dat hoe!
by splby February 10, 2009
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khar koste

a beautiful Persian word that means bless and protect your sister. it's a polite gesture that you should say to express gratitude towards someone's sister. A Persian friend will really appreciate it use it on your friend's sister's birthday or anything related to a loved one's sister
Hey bro, I know it's your sister's birthday so khar koste btw!
by churrel125473 October 24, 2022
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