Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.

"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

by Thelonetexan2004 December 3, 2024

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass

Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder

by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023

More Kinder

An addition to an insult, usually followed by "Little bitch"

Stephano: "Shut the fuck up you more kinder little bitch"

by aidenwilliams2407 May 6, 2025

kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

by rassclot May 13, 2025

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024