Kellyjo

seriously the most amazing person in the entire world. her smile makes my day. her sense of humor is amazing and she is not afraid to make fun of herself and do crazy things. shes beautiful and amazing and so so so sexy even though she doesnt even try. every other girl looks so bad compared to this girl because she is the closest thing to perfect i have ever met. she is down to party and ready to have fun and a very big fan of mary jane(lol). i love this girl with everything and i hope she actually listens to me and reads this.

man shes a husker fan? just like that girl "KellyJo"

by Dudeyouradud October 1, 2011

kellye

only the most amazing girl you'll ever meet, if you're lucky enough to encounter one.

Jackie "OMG Molly, I'd totally go lesbian for that Kellye over there! "
Molly "Hells Yea me too!"
Farrah "YOOOOOOOOOO that kellye looks JUST LIKE ME!"
Liz "Don't judge me, but I agree"

by Kellye February 13, 2008

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Kelly Brennan

An amazing dancer of irish and canadian decent that attracts many. People always gaze at her beautifulness, and her facebook is always being hit up for plans. Always brings the boys to the yard with her phenomanal milkshakes.

Did you see Kelly Brennan? Yea i would totally bone her

by Brandon softballs January 3, 2011

kelly lucas

An extremely gorgeous girl who any guy would be lucky enough to have her. She tends to have an amazing body with jaw dropping tits. She's always happy and that smile is perfect

Damn did you see that Kelly Lucas today? I deffinately want to be with her

by Masters layer February 10, 2014

kellydswift

The most tasteless Taylor Swift stan account on Twitter.

Person 1: "Lover is Taylor's best album."
Person 2: "You're such a kellydswift."

by notsammyray May 27, 2020

mrs.kelly

she is a thot who pull kids out of class and tries to lecture them because they did absolutely fucking nothing . Her hair line can make a blind man blind again, she looks like samuel de champlain and snape from harry potter. mrs.kelly has shit for a brain and because all she can afford to eat is shit from the boys bathroom. while she teaching she goes and shoves her ass in your face

"was that kind, was that necessary, was that honest"

being defined mrs.kelly

by stinky poopy October 11, 2019