Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
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