Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.
'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'
'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'
by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.
Example for to kev
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
by Kritza February 5, 2024

You're so kev
by JengaRale May 3, 2024

by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016
