Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.

Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter

by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

by Adrian September 18, 2006

Travis keefer

A huge fat ass who wont get anywhere in life and is a total dick to everyone.

Guy 1: "whats up travis"

Travis keefer: "shut up you faggot im eating a donut"

Guy 1: "screw you, im going to go piss on your car"

by divine bluntt August 19, 2011

keener

a person who is obsessed with school work. doesnt have much of a social life.

she is such a keener. all she does is work.

by ull never know September 2, 2005

Keeper

A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.

And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!

by lovehp. May 24, 2010