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Keep it a bean

Robert: how you feel about Kevin? KEEP IT A BEAN.
Leviathan: no my my cup of tea
by dumbshitfr18953 January 6, 2020
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keemstar

1. a puerile polemicist; self-proclaimed internet celebrity and renowned bullshit artist; possibly the real life inspiration for the Scumbag Steve meme; one who is fond of leading circlejerks; hypocrite

2. any successful, middle-aged person who, upon experiencing midlife crisis, reverts to wearing fitted caps and basketball jerseys whilst getting stoned and playing video games with his friends
"Do you and Dan still collaborate on anything?"
"No, not since he went and keemstarred during our last project."

"I don't blame her for divorcing him, he wouldn't stop keemstarring in front of the kids!"
by wordswithworks September 24, 2013
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keep your circle small

This means to pick your friends, and stay away from snakes.
Keep your circle small be careful who you trust.
by Clout Boy Ralph January 31, 2018
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keemstar

The psychopathic hypocrite that thinks he's doing the world a favor by reporting "NEWS" about the website you tube. He has threatened to DOX people and even made death threats that are total bullshit.
Jim: Do you know that guy keemstar?
David: oh yeah the guy that told everyone to type in chat that Alex is a stupid nigger?
Jim: That's the guy!
by KeemstarTheMemestar June 15, 2016
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keep it moist

a conversation ender like good day or goodbye
means keep it real or have a nice day
ryan: alright im rollin out
josh: aight man keep it moist
by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007
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keep me posted

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.
My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
by douche1998 May 2, 2015
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keep it cool

When you have a run in with the cops and you have illegal substances you keep it cool by acting calm, smart, and in control of yourself. Never run or panic.
Joe: Damn dude we're getting pulled over hide the weed and put the blunt out!!!
Eric: Ight man just keep it cool we might get out of this
by ghostsmoke October 30, 2013
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