Kak Gem

The person who's always be there for you even at your lowest point. They'll gave you life advices that could change your life forever and ending with "PAHAM?!" which means "do you understands?" in english. I really recomend yall be friend with this person

Person A: I fucked up
Kak Gem: pucuk ubi pucuk kangkung, banyak bunyi pecah muncung. pantek. PAHAM?

by kakgemnumber1fan July 28, 2024

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Kaks

Informal-formal corporative slang for pooping.

"Edward has gone for his fifth kaks for the day already, he should visit a doctor"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"

by ralfaello March 12, 2024