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junk food burger

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.
I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.
by AceDonald February 19, 2015
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junk shot

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).
Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.
by WebMasterP May 27, 2010
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twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
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Junkette

A female who swoons over the junkie-type rockstars. Known to find attraction in boys who smoke, do drugs, are overly skinny, have stoner eyes, messy hair, are in bands, etc.
Junkette: Check out that hot guy over there.
Other Person: WHAT? He's hot?! He's a heroin addict that weights like 50 pounds.
Junkette: Exactly.

Person A: So how was concert last night?
Person B: It was good, but Amanda kept swooning over the band members despite the fact that they looked like they were going to die of an overdose any second.
Person A: Well, it's expected. Afterall, she's a total junkette.
by TheVogueMafia January 7, 2008
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Junk Mail

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?
by bukowsky October 19, 2010
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junk brothers

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.
A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.
by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010
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Junk Trap

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.
Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."
by Rockport Pussywagon June 18, 2010
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