Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

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julius caesar

The act of a small boy propelling grapes out of his anus into a the mouth of a receiving male with extreme strength.

Dude did you see the velocity on that kid's julius caesar?! it practically bruised mircea's throat!

by dunknasty July 9, 2009

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Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

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Orange Julius

The act of hammering an orange up somebody's anus, and then having them use their anal muscles to squeeze the juice from the orange into a glass. The juice can be consumed or disposed of.

Man, I sure could go for an Orange Julius} right about now.

by Exploratory_Bubbles July 14, 2017

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