Jew

To take something without any intent in paying the person back.

Hey man, is it cool if I jew a ride to my place?

by GodDamnJew May 9, 2018

Jewing

The act of stealing money from a public wishing well/fountain.

Jon's parents were mortified when they heard that their son was caught jewing in the wishing well at the local shopping mall.

by Shadow__Wolf16 November 4, 2017

Jew

See: Thumper (character in Bambii to understand)

Thumper is such a jew!

by E Dison February 8, 2008

Jew

Person of the faith of Judaism. They belive that they are the chosen people of god and all others, or non jews are gentiles and are put on the earth to serve people of the jewish faith/jewish blood. Are often stereotyped for being rich.

That jew who runs the pawn shop on the corner just screwed me over.

by fr8train July 30, 2008

non-jew-jew

A person of jewish faith, but not of jewish ethnicity.

Dude he looks like a jew.
He's not though.
What do you mean? I heard he was.
He practices judaism, but he doesn't have jewish blood. So he's like a non-jew-jew. Haha.
Whatever dude, he's still a jew.

by Spunk Ransomm March 27, 2009

jewing

Pretending to be Jewish. Basically being an asshole, wearing those goofy glasses with the fake nose and mustache, and having a big nose.

Josh - "Let's go Jewing today!"
Hammy- "Are you high? I don't want to be a Jew."

"Tom was Jewing last night. This always happens when he is drunk"

by !@#$me July 5, 2009

jewing

1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.

Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.

by A_Heitert March 9, 2008