Jewishbag

When someone is both a douchebag and jewish.

"Have you seen Simon?"
"Yes, he's a total jewishbag."

by Victorsmell November 20, 2013

Jewish pancake

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

by Ben Dover May 11, 2014

Jewish Slug

A firm, slow handjob.

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.

by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014

Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014

Jewish Hotdog

Name for a pine cone

Quan Cena is a Jewish Hotdog

by Alex mean boy bench warmer May 8, 2017

Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018

jewish excellence

An attractive female Jew, that exemplifies the redeming qualities of the Jewish people without being a bitch.
The opposite of a J.A.P.

Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence

by SloppTopp March 1, 2019