My friend Jessica is a great friend!
by Kittens101 December 30, 2014
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.
Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.
by TruthTeller567 August 31, 2016
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jessie's are very sweet and caring. they are also stunning. jessie's normally are very smart, but are also very unique. She's crazy but she thinks it cool to be crazy. she is hilarious and really sweet and will always make you laugh. she is however, a terrible story teller. once you have a jessie never let her go. she is amazing in every way, but she needs to be told that. At first she won't believe you. She loves to cuddle and be shutuped with your kisses. and when she says 'i love you' she means it
guy1: holy crap! look at that girl over there!
guy2: she's so hot
guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie
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guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie
by ilovecats3399 September 9, 2013
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Get the jessica simpson mug.- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.
- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.
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- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.
- Yuri's Wife.
- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.
- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.
- Have a large number of fanboys.
by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011
Get the Jessica Jung mug.Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!
One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.
Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!
Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!
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