Jared 

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

Jared by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared 

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

Jared by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared 

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

Jared by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jared 

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

Jared by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Jared 

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

Jared by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

jared 

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

jared by metallballer February 5, 2008

Jared 

Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females

man, he sure acts like a Jared

Jared by CLC.Claire May 7, 2017