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Jared
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a 19 year
old
male
who never
fucking
learnt how to read
'
Um
Jared could you read
number
23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never
fucking
learnt how to read'
Jared
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HeckityHeck
May 8, 2018
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