JP Howell

The best relief pitcher in the American Leauge, and the de-facto closer of the Tampa Bay Rays. When JP comes in, things get chilled very quickly. He is pretty much unhittable.

JP in, game chilled.

JP Howell > Jonathan Papelbon > Mariano Rivera

by acablue1 July 21, 2009

Make a Jp

To fail so bad that people start doubting about the existence of your brain, or start referring to you as brainless.

I got a 0% on the test, I think I made a Jp.
I made a Jp yesterday, people started saying my dog has a higher IQ than me.
If you make a Jp, than your IQ is lower than a gold fish.

by titsrainbowssparkle November 1, 2014

jp krueger

someone with an abnormally large male reproductice organ

the JP Krueger saved the world from destruction and made love to all of the women left on the planet

by Paula Deffer October 16, 2003

Dirty JP

When you do your skincare routine with your own semen

i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'

by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023

dirty jp

A dirty jp is a small fuck that smokes too much weed and plays video games

Yo bro i met this dirty JP cunt did fuck all but master bate and play video games

by Nomme bou April 16, 2020

JP

One who thee breaks or distress's of another being's ankle.

Man #1: (Kicks Man#2 in the ankle)
Man #2: DUDE WTF, WHY'D U JP MY ANKLE IDIOT?
Man #1: Oh sorry.

by Dr.SwaqqPH.D July 6, 2010

JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010