Jan Bowe

A person who bad touch kids no no squares and is always horny

Oh man everyone watch out for Jan Bowe, he seems very hard today. Actually he's hard everyday

by Some Guy Al July 28, 2020

Jan 1

It’s fucking New Years

Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT

by Wtftherearenonames February 21, 2021

Jan

A spin-off of the "Karen" phenomenon of inverted-bob and 'may I speak to the manager' fame.

See: Karen's younger sister. Jan is an unironically quintessential "internet person" who posts things like "stealing" and "please don't judge" and "be gentle, it's my first time posting" (usually in reference to a museum quality original art work, or magazine-worthy DIY piece) as an attention-getting mechanism in the darkest corners of internet land.

Ok Jan, your museum quality sketch, Unicorn Blood on Dried Placenta Film, is NOT your first piece of art. You're an art school dropout looking for attention on an internet thread, look at your life, look at your choices.

by MKTeo July 14, 2020

jan-ole

Jan-Ole is a smart-ass, cute and fxcking good looking person who can bring anyone to smile... To have him as boyfriend or bestfriend is a gift from god. He will always helps you and be there for you.
He knows that he's sexy af and yeah.

"Holy shit he looks fxcking sexy!"
"I know him.. He's a Jan-Ole.."

by Itsnotmebitch February 19, 2017

jan Misali

Mitch's name in toki pona. It's also his youtube name.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know jan Misali?
Guy 2: Nope, never heard of that.
Guy 1: You should check out his videos!

by w1kee June 6, 2020

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

jan 18

National fuck you day!

Ay bro, fuck you

you saying that cuz it’s jan 18?

by Someonetookmynameso January 29, 2020