Ivory Tower Syndrome

A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.

Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."

by EliteNinja26 July 17, 2023

Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.

"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."

by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023

ivoried

Being sauced to the point of no recollection.

"You will be fine, i doubt you would get ivoried."

by blikheeeem July 21, 2022

ivory

A future apex predator in the online video game apex a apex predator is a top 750 player in ranked ivory is also very hot and gets a lot of bitches he mains blood hound and use the plague doctor skin as he slowly watchs the players he elitmates die

Ivory Is so cool i love ivory so much

by Someone god dhev March 7, 2022

Logical Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where logic is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain ways of reasoning are privileged and others dismissed, where logical standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Logical Ivory Tower mistakes its local standards for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only methods. It produces logical systems that work perfectly within the tower but fail outside it. The Logical Ivory Tower is the home of the hyperrationalist, the formalist, the one who confuses their toolkit with the toolbox.

Logical Ivory Tower Example: "The philosophy department was a logical ivory tower—debating fine points of formal logic while the world burned. Their arguments were impeccable; their relevance was zero. The tower kept them safe from the messy, illogical world—and also kept them useless to it."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Scientific Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where science is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain methods are privileged and others dismissed, where scientific standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower mistakes its local practices for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only path to knowledge. It produces science that works within the tower but fails to address the needs of those outside. The Scientific Ivory Tower is the home of the academic who can't communicate with the public, the researcher whose work never leaves the lab, the discipline that has become irrelevant to the world it claims to study.

Scientific Ivory Tower Example: "The research institute was a scientific ivory tower—cutting-edge work, brilliant minds, zero impact. Their papers were cited by each other; their findings never reached the public. The tower kept them pure and irrelevant. Outside, people struggled with problems the tower could solve—if it ever looked down."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026