inverted fart

The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air.

Mitch laid on his back with his cheeks spread and inhaled an inverted fart.

by Zac O. December 9, 2007

inverted colon

A condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. Frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person's problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their buttox. Although the "thumb up the buttox" procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). Over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. At this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management dick up the ass(see: Joe Howe))The person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.

The primary symptom of Inverted Colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the "corncob up the ass" or "freshly given the shaft" condition.

Although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. Inverted Colon is very serious. It causes severe mental anguish including a massive inferiority complex, inability to poop for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme sexual anxiety and complete loss of sexual appetite and inability to achieve orgasm (especially for homosexual males), and eventually death. Currently, there is no cure for Inverted Colon.

My friend John works for AOL. The only way he can solve anyone's issue is by sticking his thumb up his own buttox. I fear that in time his colon will become inverted. Poor John is going to die one day, and it'll be all AOLs fault.

My ex-Boss Joe's colon became inverted due to the number of management cocks that have been shoved up his ass over time.

The AOL site manager Nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the buttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her rectum.

by ragedookie May 15, 2006

Inverted flipper

When you have a erection so hard that it is bent backwards
like Flipper the Dolphin

Girl you make my Dick so hard it looked like Inverted Flipper coming out of the sea

by Frobbie March 8, 2010

Inverted Oreo

When a guy has a 4 some with a woman of colour and two women of white ethnicity.

Will had an inverted oreo with 3 women.

by wardly November 3, 2020

Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

inverted oreo

the opposite of an oreo; that is: a person born with white skin, but is really black, or has black tendencies on the inside.

Erica means well, but she is really just an inverted oreo. She tries to act white, but the ghetto just shines through.

by Erica July 18, 2006

Inverted Black Triangle

Like the inverted pink triangle, only representing lesbian pride rather than gay male pride.

She was proud of being a lesbian, and had no fear, so she wore the Inverted Black Triangle around her neck on a chain.

by S2G-Unit February 24, 2005