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Check out my Instagram
In other words they want you to follow and or spam there acc
by Kfclover190 April 2, 2017
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Insta arms

The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.
Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?

No Kev, let me guess insta arms?

Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....

(Chris roles eyes)
by FoxMulder69 December 8, 2018
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Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012
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Insta-lerking

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.
Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.
by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016
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Insta-BFF

Your best friend's, best friend. This might be your BFF's, best friend from High School, the city they grew up in, or their new best friend from whereever they have now moved to. Since this new person is your BFF's, BFF they have already been screened for trustworthiness and loyalty and of course they have the same sense of humor as you! So when you meet this person you instantly love with them. Hence, they become your insta-BFF.
I went to Florida to visit my best friend from college. One of her best friends from High School joined us there. Her best friend and I hit it off so quickly we must be insta-BFF's!
by hurdlingpride March 26, 2009
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insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.
Why are you such an insta-dick?
by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022
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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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