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imasculated

when one's lefticle is shot off during a SWAT party crash
DUDE, we totally imasculated Arrigonie when we went all SWAT at that party last week.
by Boyle February 24, 2005
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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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Immaculata High School

Basically the most hated and despicable high school in Somerset County (Basking ridge and Bridgewater-raritan high school are a close 2nd and 3rd), this institution is a terrible place that well off parents send little Johnny and Sally to to make them and their kids try to feel superior to the 'inferior' kids that go to public schools. However, Immaculata is actually a poor educational facility that sets their students up for failure later in life despite being promised a higher education level. The sports teams are worse than something you would dig out of the Meadowlands at low tide, just straight dumpster fire. The athletes go to Immaculata on false hopes that they'll be more likely to be recruited than if they had gone to public school. The football team is laden with controversy like in 2013 when an assistant coach was caught doing very Sandusky-esque things with the players which brought on chants from rival schools like "Don't drop the Soap!" as they brandished shower caps and soap bars attached to rope. When kids go to this school they are expected to cut off all ties from their former friends and become straight a-holes. No one likes this place.
Public School Kid 1: "Do you remember Johnny?"
Public School Kid 2: "Yeah, he was a cool kid, I haven't seen him since he went to Immaculata High School."
Public School Kid 1: "I saw him yesterday and he's a total dick now, like he acted like he was so much better than me."
Public School Kid 2: "Damn, that's a real shame. He had so much potential and just ruined it by attending that garbage pit of a school."
by MartyMcWiseguy October 8, 2016
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Immaculate Deception

A little-known American Black/Death metal band formed in 1993 by a manic-depressive vocalist David 'Eblis' Bickle and guitarist Tom 'Mammon' Gallagher (the latter was released from prison after an alcohol-related accident at this time). While auditioning in New York the two exchanged ideas but thought nothing of eachother until they met their godsend: brutal percussionist and practicing occultist Gary 'Balrog' Jackson, who instantly recognized their talent and decided that if a band wasn't formed at that point, there would be no justice in the world. Not long after the trio took up tracveling and auditioning together did they begin to gather converts like a snowball. These included the talented bass player Randal 'Belial' Everson, who just recently graduated from college, and Wolgang 'Azrael' Grubb, whose experimental notions in music theory and keyboarding expertise contributed much to the band's overall sound. The result was one of the most intense and innovative American black metal bands ever formed.

However, Immaculate Deception had difficulty financing itself, and before long tragedy struck, for Bickle committed suicide in 1996, despite his exceptionally talented writing and vocals, he was never quite satisfied with himself or his accomplishments and thus his death robbed the genre of one of it's most talented vocalists.

The rest of the band began to lose morale at this point as well, and the band reached a funk that some say they have never recovered from. In 1999, while on tour, Randal had wandered off into the woods in Maine and has not been seen since. Foul Play is not suspected, but the mystery remains unsolved and the matter is not closed to the FBI. To make matters worse, Gary, though dedicated to Immaculate Deception since it's initial forming, died of a drug overdose in 2000. While Tom and Wolfgang recruited a new singer and bassist, Gallagher attempted to gain more promotion for the band by burning down a church! He did not succeed, but was caught by police and convicted in 2001. Having lost his will to play, 'Azrael' soon found a more promising career in a technical band called Bad Intro (is this a joke? I hope so).

Despite this constant stream of tragedy and inconsistency, Immaculate Deception has proven it's resilience, and with an entirely new line-up is currently active after releasing their latest album "Dreadthorne" which remains true to the band's original sound. The current line-up is:

Satanniel (guitars/vocals)
Geryon (guitars)
Mastema (bass)
Rimmon (drums)
Nisroch (keyboards)
Immaculate Deception will be playing with Metallivore and Asteroid! Watch out and praise Satan!
by Killing Kittens November 2, 2004
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immaculate heart

Immaculate heart is a small private school that should be known as a public school. It is a catholic school, and the only girls that go there are poor and all of the girls think they are so great, but are SO conceded. it is known as an all girls school because all the guys would hate the girls.
ex. 1 "OMG did you hear about that girl who couldnt afford school?"
ex. 1 "ya, she will go to immaculate heart"


ex. 2 "that girl is so mean to me!"
ex. 2 "ya, she is SO from immaculate heart"
by ih8IH March 27, 2009
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immaculation

Going in your back yard and taking emon in one hand and grass in the other, and having holes in your backyard (that your dog dug) then you put different citruces in the holes.
I'm bored, i am soo gonna go do some immaculation.
by Mr1997 August 23, 2011
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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