by galactica423 October 6, 2023
Get the mishan impossible mug.An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.
Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!
by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017
Get the the almost impossible game show mug.The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.
Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
Get the next ball impossible mug.When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.
Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014
Get the the mission impossible mug.I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 13, 2006
Get the Mission Impossible mug.The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
by steady10 September 6, 2012
Get the the mission impossible mug.1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!
Man 2: I agree!
by fetusboy September 26, 2005
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