Hoop Du Jour

The act of "zoning" a person out while in the middle of hearing the useless babble yapping coming out of their mouth. The endless verbal diarreah which keeps spewing out of their pie hole, it's all just a bunch of "Hoop Du Jour."

Can be used within several different other variations, when describing someone's incessant yapping, like "Hoop Du Jee," "Hoop Du Jye," "Hoop Du Joo," "Hoop Du Jaa."

"Whoa Ken, did you hear the big boss man Neven carrying on at this mornings staff meeting?"

Ken: "I zoned him out after Hello, the rest was just a bunch of Hoop Du Jour!!!"

Charlie Brown often tuned out his teacher's "Hoop Du Jour" while sitting in class, in this instance, the "Hoop Du Jour" instantly became "whaa, whaa, whaa...whaaa, whaa, whaa."

babbling verbal diarreah diarreah

by CalgaryIceman1 July 27, 2011

hoop swallie

one of the seven epic words, it refers to an individual so ridiculously lame he deserves to be kicked in the shins atleast four times

" Man that kid Tim is such a hoop swallie, who wants to kick him in the shins first ? "

by Lemon Dance December 10, 2006

Hoop Earring Theory

The bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex.

"I noticed your 5" hoops and wanted some help in a little study I'm performing. It's called the Hoop Earring Theory, which states that the bigger the hoop, the more a woman likes anal sex. Can you tell me if that it true?"

by Seth and Scott April 28, 2008

hoop-d

Chris's ghetto ass ride

yo nucka gimme a ride in da hoop-d

by Northside Boys October 9, 2003

hoop-la!

playing your local hispanic radio station at MAX volume w/ windows down, while driver and passenger act like idiots, 3rd or 4th person is not required, but highly recomended for maximum fun and pleasure! one person MUST have a bongo and play with the beat.

"Holy mackeral Batman, get that bongo!"
"Were doing the hoop-la?"
"OOOOHHHH yea! its prime time on La Raza!"
hoop-la hoop-la hoop-la!!!!!!!!!

by Batman & Robin March 6, 2008

Hoop Snake

A turd in your toilet thats shape resembles a hoop or a coiled up snake..Hoop Snake

Hoop Snake.I dropped a Hoop Snake so big it clogged up the toilet.
Crikey after I had anal sex with me Sheila Terri a Hoop snake the size of a billabong came out her ass.

by Hedgehog September 28, 2005

hoop-de-doo

Hoop-De-Doo: What my mother calls a vagina when I was a little kid.

vaginia pussy crotch cunttaco willy mammoth bald kitty camel toe cooter pooter twat sausage holster cum dumster open wound coochie

"Stop playing with your hoop-de-doo!"

by Kayla W. May 30, 2005