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Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010
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Bianca Hernandez Putt

3 putting or more on a golf course.
Katie hits the golf ball on the green in two shots on a par four, then she proceeds to three putt from 4 feet away by slamming the ball past the hole doing the Bianca Hernandez Putt.
by katielady09 October 20, 2010
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Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer
1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
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Hernandez

That guy is rocking a delicious Hernandez!

Check out the Hernandez on that guy.
by Jsmooth99 November 27, 2011
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isabella hernandez

Isabella Hernandez is a lovely Cuban girl who is great in the bed and has all the boys falling for her
by Jephep123 December 11, 2016
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Hernandy

a HOT man with good looking eyes whos funny and who everyone likes
That guy is SUCH a Hernandy
by Mr. hernandy January 9, 2011
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Grace Hernandez

Wanna get lung cancer but don’t wanna smoke? Well you’re in luck, If you just take one look at this monkey called Grace Hernandez you will have stage 4 lung cancer.
I was just diagnosed with Stage 4 Grace Hernandez.
by Grace630 December 11, 2017
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