Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.

Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!

by Do NOT look up Pornogrindcore! September 3, 2025

Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.

she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.

by green starfish June 5, 2010

Hatchet Job

The act of fucking a hatchet.

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night

by Word handle being used March 21, 2020

hatchet slice

The appearance of a bbw's vagina while she is bent over in the doggy style position.

Billy Bob took that fat chick home from the bar last night. He sent me a pic of her hatchet slice. It looked rather tight.

by Slee23 June 14, 2016

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

hatchet holder

A yummy pussy ready to eat

Is it in her hatchet holder looks good enough to eat

by Onmnwlfpck October 5, 2022