Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

Hanjior

The funniest and seggsiest person on earth who has the most brilliant tik tok content 🙄‼

Person A:i pissed myself laughing

Person B:why?

Person A:i just watched a Hanjior video

by Ttbadw_or_sum February 28, 2021

hanjihasmyheart

hanjihasmyheart Is very seggci and is a very cool mutual. They are 13, pansexual, and railing yer mom & dad lolz

hanjihasmyheart railed your grandma last night.

by boobchan June 5, 2021

hannitize

To remove the truth from a news story as commonly done by Fox "News" anchor Sean Hannity. Frequently, this results in unfair spinning of the truth in favor of the right wing media propoganda machine which is merely a puppet of George Bush and his neocon thugs.

If left unfettered, Sean Hannity will hannitize us all into mindless right-leaning robots.

by Neocon killer November 2, 2004

sean hannity

He simply works for the New World Order. His job, and Rush Limbaugh's, is to keep the conservative right so confused and angry that they can't see the real enemy. They rail about the superfiscial difference between Democrats and Republicans so we can't come together as a nation. And what's worse....it works. Ok that's not a definition. So sue me.

Sean Hannityy (Rush Limbaugh want-to-be traitor)

by SS396 November 9, 2006

hanitizer

hanitizer is a comibination of the words hand and sanitizer

That gas station bathroom was disgusting and had no hand soap. I need some hanitizer.

by wcchick264 July 28, 2007

Hanitizer

A contraction for the word hand sanitizer.

"Mom, I just used the bathroom, so gimme some hanitizer!"

by EyeCandyPhotography October 23, 2008