oh shit handles

A handle usually directly above the door or passenger window in a car originally designed to hang dry cleaned clothes. Since no one does this anymore, the only known purpose is for holding on for dear life when riding with new or non-drivers, the elderly, off-duty prison guards or people in other traditionally suicide prone lines of work, and henchmen on a violent carchase. The handles are usually grabbed with a cry of, "Oh shit!"; thus the moniker.

"OK Gordy, turn left at the pharmacy here. Yes, this corner. Well, just turn at the next blo...Jesus, watch out for the curb! Oh shit, Nik, grab the Oh Shit Handles!

by photogeek88 February 22, 2005

italian hanger

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.

by Italian_Stallion December 28, 2005

low hangers

Large, loose, low-hanging testicles.

Some guys, like Jamie, have huge low hangers, but a lot of guys have smaller balls.

by Jon715 July 23, 2008

Handled

(To be) Handled. To get owned or extremley burned. Harcore version of an own.

Guy-"Dude man Kyle just got Handled in that fight with Dylan"
Guy 2 - "Dude I know right"?

by Dman16 May 16, 2010

crepe hanger

In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths

Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."

by Celeste Zugec September 30, 2005

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.

"I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle!"

by Socko August 10, 2004