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Harvard University

Harvard University is one of the world's most prestigious institutions of higher learning.

Harvard has prestigious undergraduate, (bachelor's degree), graduate (MBA, MPH, MPA degree etc), professional (MD degree) and postgraduate education. The college, business school, public health school, medical school, dental school, kennedy school have students of incredible educational caliber and many average folk are jealous of them because they couldn't enter any of the aforementioned Harvard schools while only a select few can.

Most end up being successful too, adding more jealousy in the eyes of the average man.
Average folk: Man, I wish I can enter the Harvard School of Public Health or the Harvard Medical School. It is my dream. To be honest, I wouldn't mind entering any school at Harvard University, but I'm hoping to be a doctor one day! A Harvard graduate doctor! boo-yah!

Average folk #2: Doubt you can enter bro. You are just average. You'll never get a Harvard degree, even if your life depends on it. They won't even consider your application.

Harvard alumni in a ferrari: You unprivileged human beings can't enter Harvard. Haha!
by HarvardYard August 23, 2012
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Harvard

a town in central massachusetts also known as "Apple Country". Bromfield, also home to the Massachusetts division 3 boys soccer champions, is located in this town and has some of the best teachers ever. Harvard is a rural town which has some very rich snobby people who deserve a kick in the face.
-Do you live in Harvard and go to Bromfield?
-Yep, i'm a Trojan, we DON'T break under pressure
by Will Sch April 23, 2006
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Harvard-Westlake

A super expensive private school with two campuses located in Studio City and Bel Air, that is surprisingly not for the rich and famous but for the rich and famous that have brains (although there are some exceptions to this rule).

It is mainly Asian but you don't see them or know about them because they're all in the library competing to see who's smarter.

It pretty much sucks if you don't care about having perfect grades and getting into Ivy League.

People for the most part are pretty nice, although they get shallower with the years. Everybody's pretty open-minded since there are so many races and religions in the student body that they don't discriminate (but they do make a lot of stereotypical jokes).

There are some students, like myself, that have gotten scholarships to HW for being "incredibly smart" even though once you're in there you see you're not so intelligent after all.

People like to exaggerate about how hard it is, but it is only hard if you're taking 6 AP classes out of 8 periods. They should really take it easy and enjoy all the drugs they can buy with all that money and stop calling people fat as an insult.
Me: "Dude, you look horrible. What happened to you?"
Fellow Harvard-Westlake student: "I only got 3 hours of sleep because I have a chemistry test today."
Me: "So you spent all night studying?"
Fellow Harvard-Westlake student: "I need to get a 100% or my grade will drop to an A-!"
Me: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day. I'm gonna take a year off at a public school."
by istoleyourgrannypanties October 16, 2008
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Harvard Westlake

Hey so I go there and all my friends are like, "dude wtf why r u going to sleep at 10? Don't you have like 3 projects and a bunch of tests tomorrow?" Well, no. Its a pretty manageable work load and people over-exagerrate. Also, no kids commit suicide.....its only been a couple for personal, non-school reasons. There are a lot of asians, but not 1/3 and there are barely any people who get in because of their money. The girls are hot but only the top 20...then they all turn ugly. They aren't sluts. There are some guys who are jocks, but not all. I know I sound like some fag who is overly obsessed with his school but it really pisses me off....
"Dude, I got into Harvard Westlake. Should I go? I'm afraid its gonna make me commit suicide because of the work."

"No, it wont. Calm the fuck down and drop some balls."
by dudeimsomotherfuckinbossasfuck November 10, 2011
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Harvard

I got some Harvard from some random chick last night!
by Harvardinventor August 13, 2015
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Haavard

Common misspelling of the Ivy-Leuge School Harvard University.
Guy: Haavard is so bad ass
Guy 2: Haavard? What the fuck is that
Guy: I meant Harvard. The A is so damn close to the R.
Guy 2: What a retard..
by Cuckoosnest January 14, 2011
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