How To Be A Player

Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Fuck her right in the pussy
Step 3: Repeat

My friend gave me tips on how to be a player

by Doeboy Jr. July 23, 2014

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander

The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.

by The Centurion November 28, 2012

How Deep Is Your Holo?

In the Nail Polish Communities Holographic Nail Polish is loved for its colour-shifting properties, so much in fact that Simply Nailogical coined the term holosexual (someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things). Someone who regularly flaunts holo gear is often referred to as holoslut.

From this scene grew the expression "How Deep Is Your Holo?" Referring to the big question of: are you a holosexual or just holo-curious ?

The correct answer to this would be to reply with the second line from the Simply Nailogical - Adele Cover of Hello , aptly named "Holo" : "Like The Ocean" - this would mean that you are familiar with Simply Nailogical, and open about your holosexuality.

I see you have a lot of holographic nail polishes, how deep is your holo?

by Didiro June 25, 2016

How to get away with murder

You're planning something aren't you?

If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help

by swag_rabbit69 May 24, 2017

How copy?

Asking for confirmation as to whether the orders have been received or not.

Shark 4-6, this is Metal 0-1. Turn heading 2-9-0 how copy?
Metal 0-1, this is Shark 4-6. Good copy, turning heading 2-9-0.

by KamikaziHadesNOTme262 August 14, 2019

How YOU doin'?

Pick up line originated from the character "Joey" on the famous NYC based TV show "Friends"

"Hey, how YOU doin'......"

by AK March 14, 2003

how've

A contraction of "How have"

It's not actually proper grammar but whatever.

If I have to explain how to use this word, you're an idiot. Here it goes anyways:

(Person A) "How've you been?"
(Person B) "Did you just contract "How" and "Have" together! Grammersphemy!

by Wasted256 May 12, 2008