hamsome

(Adj.) Of or pertaining to a member of any sex or species who is both attractive and corpulent

Good god, John Goodman is a hamsome man.

by gmcclell January 7, 2010

Handsome Jon

An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Wow, look at that guy Jon, hes so handsome, its handsome Jon

by TG:83 September 24, 2004

handsome

If two people having sex is a twosome, 
three people, a threesome,
four people, a foursome...

To be handsome is to be lonely.

person 1: do you ever see David with a girl?
person 2: no, he's so handsome

by troughable November 15, 2011

handsomeness

to be handsomer than others. hotness.

His handsomeness astounded me.

by robinthebomb March 14, 2008

handsomecake

A pile of steaming pig manure.

I stepped into a big pile of handsomecake.

by bogsofwar November 19, 2010

Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.

Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!

by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011

Hawsome

An adjective thats both Hott and Awesome.

"The ass on that bitch is HAWSOME!"

"This hotel sweet is hawsome!"

by Snappy Clinton February 22, 2012