Toe fucking cum guzzler

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves

"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

by Kerndog June 26, 2006

Cum Guzzler

One that loves cum so much they guzzle gallons of it, usually some sort of whore as well. Also, a semen sucker, and baby juice drinker.

You: "That Iyonna sure is a whore."

Me: "Yeah, she's an original cum guzzler!"

by Jimmy from Degrassi July 12, 2010

wiener guzzler

one who inserts wieners into their mouth at an extreme pace.

Kid 1: "Wow, Tobiashi (jap) sure is a wiener guzzler, did you see him mow down Jeff Gube's (fat american) wee-wee last night?"

Kid 2: "Wow, I didn't know japs could polish off such big wieners so fast."

by Jeff Cumonface November 28, 2007

cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.

Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.

by brodubs March 18, 2011

gas guzzler

Someone who puts their mouth around another's butthole and drinks their farts.

Dude 1: Hey man, did you bang Veronica yet?
Dude 2: No man better, I drank her farts.
Dude 1: Man you're a gas guzzler

by Mustachio4Ever March 17, 2015

dirty syrup guzzler

An unwashed Canadian, like Ted Cruz, who guzzles Maple Syrup to wash down his hot cakes!

Ted Cruz was born in Canada and is a dirty syrup guzzler!

by quesondriac November 10, 2013

protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)

man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym

by alien 2345 August 2, 2007