Dim-witted, inbred, country folk, who are often easily confused by the world around them. Most have distinguishing features such as warts on there face or buck teeth, but it is the odor of Miller Lites and Camel Wides that is a dead give-a-way that you are dealing with a Gummo. Most Gummos drive large pick-up trucks, but are also often seen riding bikes, because the law has taken there vehicle away due to too many DWI's.
Gummos are found in all of the 50 states, but Wisconsin has the highest density of them, with a little over 95% of the population being of full Gummo status.
There are also several degrees of Gummos ranging from gummo-tenderfoot(lowest rated) to gummo-elite, which are the gummiest of all the Gummos. Use extreme caution around these gummo-elites for they are usually very emotional "since their old lady done left'em."
Gummos are found in all of the 50 states, but Wisconsin has the highest density of them, with a little over 95% of the population being of full Gummo status.
There are also several degrees of Gummos ranging from gummo-tenderfoot(lowest rated) to gummo-elite, which are the gummiest of all the Gummos. Use extreme caution around these gummo-elites for they are usually very emotional "since their old lady done left'em."
Marshall went home last nite and caught his "old lady" in bed with another guy. So to get back at her, he drank a case of Miller Lites and drove over barricades until the cops stopped him. What a Gummo!!!!!!
by Jose P. January 14, 2008
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Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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A neighborhood where many Guidos live or are thought to live, such as the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn in New York City.
Shortly after the death of Yusuf Hawkins in Bensonhurst in 1989, columnist Pete Hamill wrote a highly controversial column in the New York Post entitled, "The Lesson of Howard Beach Was Lost on the Punks of Guidoville."
by Anthony Brancato April 20, 2003
Get the Guidoville mug.A man of Italian-American descent--or at least claims to be--who spikes his hair straight up, goes tanning every single day, plucks his eyebrows, and talks in a shitty New York accent. Some of the most vile humans to ever walk the earth.
Me: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is at?
Guido: Who da fuck are you lookin' at? I oughta kick your ass ya fackin kweeyah! I take 'roids bro, ROIDS!
Me: What a fuckin' guido.
Guido: Who da fuck are you lookin' at? I oughta kick your ass ya fackin kweeyah! I take 'roids bro, ROIDS!
Me: What a fuckin' guido.
by Chris2626 May 17, 2008
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Get the Gummow mug.A man of Italian decent, who, after he has finished snorting obnoxious amounts of cocaine and fist bumped holes into your wall, would like nothing more than to take a power dump on your couch to assert his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake oven into a tanning bed for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer wifebeaters). Guido's have often been described as a gym rat/date rapist with class.
Guy 1: " Bromeo have you heard from Tony B"
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."
by dslice1234 January 2, 2012
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The inspiration of this word comes from the French word "Franglais",which describes adding English into French.
The inspiration of this word comes from the French word "Franglais",which describes adding English into French.
by Kery May 26, 2006
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