Guild Wars

A MMORPG like WoW, without the side effects(Loss of Friends/Girlfriend, GPA goes wayy down, etc.)

Billy: OMFG I have a 1337 level 60 in WoW it took me like a Friking year to get him.
Mike: I have a Level 20(Level Cap) in Guild wars + a Girlfriend! Oh yeah Im going to Spiderman 8: Green Goblin's Revenge Part III on Friday. Wanna Come?

Billy: OMFG, you n00b, I dont do things with friends! LOL, I have a raid, LMAO, what do you think I have, A life

by Nad Worc October 27, 2006

Anti-Guild

A group of people on the online world Gaia Online who are NOT a group of noob-haters/flamers/bashers, or anything else of the sort such as elitists. They are also regulars of the Anti-Sticky or friends of said regulars.

We, the people of the Anti-Guild, are not a group of noob-haters/flamers/bashers, or anything else of the sort such as elitists. This is just a hangout for people who were regulars in the Anti-Sticky and their friends. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Zero Omega April 21, 2005

Guidonaut

A guidonaut is the rarest form of guido. Much like regular guido's, guidonaut's use so much hair product that it disrupts their normal brain function. These guido's think they are the greatest thing in the universe, because if you let them talk long enough they will likely tell you they have been to space. Guidonaut's are generally rude to male's and downright degrading to women, especially of foreign descent.

Woman: Guess what I got on my test?
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!

by B. Aldworth, Phd, R. Heinbuch March 31, 2009

guidocide

The mass elimination of fake tanning, hair gel using, Muscle Milk abusing Jersey shore trash.

Hitler is to genocide as a hair gel shortage is to guidocide

by Dan Predl December 23, 2008

guidorific

{gwee-do-rif-ik}

-Adjective
1. a word used to describe an individual or action that has guido-like qualities
2. insinuating something or someone that is ridiculous, such as; fist pumpin', doing the combination of gym, tan, and laundry.

1.

"Dude, I was watching Jersey Shore last night and everything about that show is guidorific."

2.

Person 1: "So here's my to-do list...gym, tan, laundry...and maybe some home..."
Person 2: "Stop right there. That shit is guidorific"

by RMINOandJGAMACHE March 17, 2010

guidos

although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.

guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks

by i hate italians June 1, 2005

Guile

He is a character from Street Fighter series. His real name is William F. Guile. Guile is a colonel is the United States army. He uses a combination street and military fighting style, and sports a unique flat-top hair cut. He has sworn revenge against M. Bison, the ruthless dictator who killed his best friend Charlie, years ago. He occasionally collaborates with detective Chun-Li to share information on and combat M. Bison's Shadowloo terrorist organization.

by Samurai Katsu September 24, 2003