pulled a guillermo

being a major key pussy, and giving a bullshit excuse on why you didn't do something.

Swagven: hey man, do you know if carlos asked out that girl yesterday?
Dankiel: Nah man, he must have pulled a guillermo.

by ultraswaggetnigglet July 12, 2016

Guillermo

An obsessed gamer and anime fan. Passes a game in just 1 day. says hes going to japan. Sleeps at 6am. and wakes up st 7pm.Thinks he's 6'0 tall

have you seen Guillermo, is he still asleep. Guillermo is so happy he passed a game in 1 day. and failed a class in 1 day.

by Jorgensen quotes🙏 June 17, 2016

Guillermo

fat shit who plays alot of video games. Mexican but looks white. enjoys touching other men

Look at that guillermo, he trys to act g.

by nelsonandvlad November 20, 2010

Guillermo

guillermo; a person whos eyebrow branches off his face in a dynamic matter, extremely ugly, although he think's he's not. Yup.. A all around vagina.

Hey freddy, did you see guillermo's eyebrows???
Woah!! I thought that was a caterpillar on his face!

by anonymous44444444444444 June 7, 2011

Guider Couple

A couple seen with arms around their significant partners while walking, creating the illusion that they are guiding each other as they walk. Usually seen at the beginning of a relationship, guider couples seem to die down as the relationship ages.

"Look at that guider couple. Can't they get to a destination without help?"

by dazoby August 26, 2009

Gilderblop

The fear of using the main floor toilet.

"Dude, why can't you use the washroom?"

"I've got a really bad case of Gilderblop right now."

by Ohmeagha February 7, 2013

guillermo hernandez

One of the coolest Mexicans alive, has a lot of secret admirers is very loyal, very cute, everyone wants to be seen with him, very energetic.

Friend: Do you believe in God
Guillermo Hernandez: I am god

by Athan Rico January 4, 2018