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Grounding

The process in which something small and usually innocent is crushed into smaller pieces, rendering it unable to do anything enjoyable and interesting.
The Mother decided that her son deserve a good grounding...
by S3xym4n24/7 December 29, 2015
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gouching

Day Dreamming , pondering,
semi contious . lossing your mind
the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning,
by ime soe hie May 13, 2005
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Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.
by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009
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gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.
In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."
by Mark Jones December 1, 2004
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Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!
by Network Ninja June 30, 2011
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crouching tiger, hidden oscar

an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.
see above duh!
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crouching tiger, hidden oscar

I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol
im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u
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