Greasy Horror Show

A term coined by Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys used to describe an undesirable display of sexual acts among a group of peers.

Bubbles: (after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd) What a greasy horror show...

by officer cock knuckles October 20, 2010

greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Greasy momma

A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.

That girl is a total greasy momma

by Urbanoreos July 2, 2016

Greasy Bastard

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect

I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut

by GingGang August 21, 2018

Greasy Cigar

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.

The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT

by Lee Founder of the Big GC March 10, 2011

greasy corn fingers

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.

“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”

by Luna tuna June 28, 2018

Greasy Rusty

A large-headed boy who never cleans his hair. It is so greasy that you can see your reflection in it; a very smart boy with little to no penis.

Student 1: Hey man, did you see that Greasy Rusty?

Student 2: Yea bro-you can see yourself in his hair.

OR

Chick 1: Do you have a date to the dance?

Chick 2: No.

Chick 1: Well you could take him.

Chick 2: No, he's too much of a Greasy Rusty.

by yamaha14 March 9, 2009