greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back
She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!
by Bozz Hawg April 06, 2004
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Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!
by Jeffronius August 30, 2006
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greasy pig

when you are f**k'n an abnormally big women in the ass and she squirts out a little diarrhea
man i was smashed last night and got the greasy pig
by ricky big cock February 04, 2010
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Greasy chips

Greasy chips are several girls that go out and try to get guys to buy them drinks, dinner, pay their bills and use them as a babys daddy.
I was over by the stage and a group of greasy chips came thru the door and on of the chips asked me to get her a drink. I walked away cause my hands dont need no greasy chips!
by shaun farrell February 26, 2006
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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017
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Greasy bagel

Sexual move for a girl with a shallow vagina. Take a bagel with butter, microwave it. Then put it on your dick. Now your huge dick won't impale her tiny vagina.
My girls pussy is so shallow, I had to use the greasy bagel.
by Kernel mustard April 11, 2013
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greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 December 16, 2007
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