gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.

I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!

by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009

gorby

A blend of Guinness Stout and Harp Lager. Like a black & tan, but made with a lager and not layered.

"Bob - you want another Black and Tan?"
"Nah, I'll just pour this half-pint of Guinness in to this Half-pint of Harp and have myself a Gorby"

by mrgerbek September 4, 2011

gorbot

The autonomical replacement for middle level manager of dubious authority and minor responsibility, who is roped into various painful rituals commonly know as "staff meetings" and "decision pools", "managerial data gathering", and as such is never at his desk actually doing his job. Thus the 'Gorbot' is required.

I couldn't find Bob, so I got the stock answer from his gorbot instead.

by Steve April 26, 2004

gorbied

verb - To Gorby is to block someone from reversing putting them directly in the line of fire of the enemy in the game World of Tanks

I was playing World of Tanks last night and I got a shot onto the Deathstar and then when I tried to reverse back into cover I couldn't because some shitter on my team gorbied me giving the Deathstar time to one shot me.

by 69Fabian69 March 10, 2020

Gorba

A Gorba is a Person that is "NOT" good at something he or she is claiming to be good at but in fact would act like one while swearing to the world OR those around him or her that he is the best at what he does.

Tom was trying to install AOL on that Computer for 2 hours now without being able to while claiming the computer is broken. John went in there and had it installed in less that 2 min. Tom is just a Gorba!

by Elias M. March 6, 2014

gorbox

a white and pastie business man.
hates ice and confrontations.
loves kahki pants.

yeah, they made me dress up for a presentation. i gots gorbox-ed.

by hog leg June 18, 2003

Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003