guppy

A term often used to describe self-centered bastards. These people often have a pathetic taste in music and food, have non-existing socializing skills and lack immense discipline on every terrain. A key factor to identifying them is that they (a) only EVER talk about how good THEY are in everything only when it is NEVER true and also (b) never ask/care about other people's interests or feelings . These people only put themselves at the top of everything and dream of greatness they'll never archive.

"He's so mean to me!"
"No , he's just being a guppy...."

by Ironman4life June 2, 2014

Guppy

An eighth grader that plays in the high school band.

He is a Guppy.
Guppy plays the baritone.

by Yoe Band Student October 30, 2011

bubble guppy

A term describing females as "wholesome", or "cute".

Samantha looks like such a bubble guppy

by SevsFox August 5, 2019

gompy

large or oversized body part that leads to awkwardness or clumsiness

"His feet were big and gompy"

"She had huge, gompy hands, not fit for quilting"

by LuLu-U April 10, 2006

guppy butt

When you take such a furious burning shit that when you're done, your asshole appears to be gasping for air like a guppy out of water.

After that pinch of Copenhagen and that cup of coffee this morning I had serious guppy butt. Musta been those hot wings last night.

by Outdoorzguy June 4, 2016

Guppy

When one gulps air into one's anus by projecting one's butt skyward before expelling gas in the form of a fart.

Hey bro. Get down on all fours and show us ya guppy. Wow, that is one smelly guppy.

by Haymans March 24, 2017

dopple gopper

the space in between ur nuts and ur ass

dude my dopple gopper is itchy as hell

by mike May 13, 2005