goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"

by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005

GOOCH

The area of skin on a male directly south of the balls but directly north of the asshole. Here you have the gooch.

Dude...my girl rubbed my gooch while she was blowing me...PHENOMENAL!!

by Gyno4rel July 25, 2017

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Gooch Squared

insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.

"I could smell the 279 lb mans gooch squared from across the room".

by Tony Macari December 1, 2004

gooch guru

one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno

i once knew the gooch guru of all things sexual; quite informative but not too akweird.

by miss michele March 14, 2008

Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.

by AM-Unit December 1, 2009

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019