gooner

A male who beats his meat often, and/or is chronically online.

____ Is such a gooner! they're online like 24/7.

by king_geuce June 26, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow

You're a mad gooner!

by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025

Gooner

A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

by LaserMist June 30, 2025

Gorilla-Gooner

A person aged 14+ who still plays Gorilla Tag or its knockoffs—sweating in a kids' VR game, grunting into the mic, and calling themselves “cracked” at monkey parkour. Anyone who plays children's games at an old age is weird. Mainly adults.

Grown men playing a children's game are gorilla-gooners.

by Koolsy July 5, 2025

Gooner

Someone who partakes in gooning

IE: Philippe Parr

You are a mad gooner !!

by Helper worder July 11, 2025

Goonerization

The trend of gatcha games by and large to use female characters as sexual objects in order to generate sales to sustain the game, as without them, they wouldn't have a viable business model. Similar to how crabs have evolved independently multiple times across the world, gatcha games feature a variety of sexual exploitation to pry money from the hands of gamers. It is well documented that male characters are widely unpopular in these type of games.

"All gatcha games must undergo goonerization in order to financially survive."

by Mahjongleur July 16, 2025

Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness

Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop

by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025