gooch guru

one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno

i once knew the gooch guru of all things sexual; quite informative but not too akweird.

by miss michele March 14, 2008

goobiezz

vagina booger; discharge that forms into a booger-like substance.

Girl1: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!! The other day when I whent to Yolanda's house, I saw her dirty laundry and there was sooo0ooo00o0o0ooo much goobiezz that it looked like she pissed milk!! =@
Girl2: ewww!!!!!!!! hahaahaahaaaahahahahahah

by Lequisha January 26, 2008

Gooch Shrooms

A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.

Mannn that bum over there smells like he's been growin a farm full of Gooch Shrooms.

by AM-Unit December 1, 2009

Goobic

Adjective - used to describe anything that could be considered lame, nerdy or something a goober would do or create. Word was coined in the 1980's in Reston, VA by the most Goobic person I know.

Oh my goosh! That guy is sooooo goobic!

by Chaosmonger February 13, 2015

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

goochmacher

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

Goochcandle

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

by CheazyE June 2, 2021