goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

oober goober

pretty stinkin cool

thats an oober goober shirt your wearing today, sista.

by NOT carly August 11, 2008

Flop gobs

A blowjob job with a soft cock

Linda "babe, why aren't you hard ?"
Bronson "just enjoying the flop gobs"

by foxadactyl December 22, 2014

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008

goober-smooth

Goodber-smooth refers to an attempt of a goober to impress someone they are interested in. It can describe a person, most often that person is already a goober but now a level up, or can describe a specific comment or action of a goober that is quite suave.

I tell you, Joey is not the top jock in school but he sure is goober-smooth with the ladies.

by Tonybagadonuts December 9, 2008

Goober Stupid

When a dude gets so sexually aroused he can't think straight.

I get so Goober Stupid when she pulls out that big'ol ass. I can't think about anything but butt.

by flop dobbins October 10, 2014

goobenhawk

A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.

The Goobenhawk complained his game was lagging because the neighbors have the wifi password.

by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018