fainting goat

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

by tjd42 April 20, 2018

The gator roll

when laying in bed, a dude busts a nut on his belly. He will then continue to roll on the bed like a gator to clean off his mess, and then proceed to go to sleep.

Hey man I’m pretty fuckin lazy so I just do the gator roll after busting a nut, it does a great job of cleaning up the mess!

by Smallbitchesaresexy October 11, 2019

Goat’s Beard

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

gatored

(adj.) - Used to describe one's level of inebriation.
There are several degrees at which one can be gatored :
embryo/fetal gatored - barely tipsy
baby gatored - relatively tipsy
gatored - drunk
papa gatored - relatively drunk
grandpa gatored - brownout to blackout drunk
great grandpa gatored - drunk to the point of heavy alcohol poisoning
jesus gatored - drunk to a point of death, but followed by resurrection (this level has not yet been reached)
The term originates from the campus of San Francisco State.

John : Yo how was your night dude?

Bill : Fucking ridiculous man. I went to a rager and got so gatored that I ate shit trying to jump a trash can!

John : Noice!

by gatorednation November 21, 2010

Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.

Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"

by Captain Dave March 2, 2005

The Goat

The Greatest OF All Time

2pac is the goat of rap.

by darious miles III January 12, 2011