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Get glossed

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”
by Amongbutts October 10, 2024
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lip-glossed

When you cum on a girl's face and spread the cum across her lips... to moisturize them.
"I came on her face, then lip-glossed her."
by cocK Eating Is Very Nice July 20, 2012
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dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.
"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."
by jaegerdon January 28, 2010
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Glossing

Glossing (verb)
To engage with someone in a way that’s indulgent or intensely gratifying, like metaphorically “jerking them off” with attention, words, or actions—leaving them feeling “shiny and glossy.” Can be done solo or mutually.
“He keeps glossing me with complimentsI don’t know whether to blush or roll my eyes.”
“Stop glossing me and get to the point!”
by VanGoghX August 15, 2025
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Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.
Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.
by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015
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Gloss over

Hym "None of this detracts from the fact that you're trying to steal my work and cut me out of the proceeds and I'm not going to let you gloss over the fact that I was both right about what is happening and right about being able to create AI. You eat that fucking crow you bitch. You eat it and love it or I'm going to murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Glossed

Used to indicate a bad situation you've found yourself in
Mark forgot his wife's birthday. He's glossed!
by SigmaMogger October 10, 2024
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