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gerbilling

Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that

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"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
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gerbil

Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.

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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
by Ayyo Blake December 14, 2008
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gerbil curry

a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
i heard that couple over there have a gerbil curry every saturday.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers
Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
by binydeamon March 23, 2009
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gerbil trimmer

A gerbil trimmer is wen a boy/girl shaves their partners pubes while liking them out/sucking them off
Hey sarah go so kinky she gave me a gerbil trimmer
by bloodonthepantyfloor September 28, 2012
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GERBILS

Getting Extremely Revved Beyond Intensity Living Strong
Person #1 : hey, are you ready for this?
Person#2 : yea man, forget HAM, I'm going GERBILS!
by BlueSapphire July 19, 2016
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