geezer beanie

A hat for old people

That geezer has funky geezer beanie

by Crazy whiteboy October 9, 2023

geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Cringe Geezer

A white person who tries desperately hard to be funny but ends up being cringy af.

Bobi: "L0L dude why did you do that it's not even funny you Cringe Geezer!"

Adam: "Lol Joe, CringeGeezerXD!"

by hakz_1 February 26, 2018

brexit geezer

A true brexit geezer is a loveable old british chap. He has a lovely wife Susan, two beautiful children, one who he calls his beautiful little princess , and the next goat of football, george.

He owns a vintage Bugatti with top speeds second to none.He enjoys eating a delicious all english breakfast and a quick pint at the renowned establishment "Toby's" before taking little george to football.

He then goes and guzzles down a plate of "chippy" after a little bit o'banter after the 38:0 loss.

after this, he plops his voluptuous, juicy ahh at the local pride for some good ol' pie before heading home to his beloved Susan's lovely home cooked meal!

and to finish his day off, he plops down his, again, very juicy and voluptuous ahh, down at the local pub for a cup of pint with the lads and then retires for the day to his fortress of dreams.

James really is a true brexit geezer innit?

by goofy ahh mf December 26, 2022

Lovely Lovely Geezer

Started by the lovely lovely geezers of Millwall. The term is now used through out the London firms. The "L.L.G" phenomenon has been used as far north as Everton and as far south as an unknown location in France. To be a "L.L.G" you must look the part, designer clobber, baker boy style hat. You must have a wink and smile that can make the lovelyest of birds melt and the naughtyest of blokes want to back hand you for being a "flash cunt". You must be willing to be on film and/or be able to direct/edit and post "L.L.G" video on internet. The "L.L.G" term has been used by legends and vagrants alike. Many have and will try to make it "their" term and they will not succeed.

"oi you see that geezer flipping halal burgers?"

"ya why?"

"hes vermin, lets give him a slap"

"nar mate cant do hes a lovely lovely geezer"

by LLG youth February 19, 2010