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Geese

There are some nice Geese over there
by bigbigbigbgbibggigbg April 7, 2022
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Geese

Someone who gets around. A hoe, FuckBoy, hoochie.
Y'all's is a bunch of geese. Y'all for everybody.
by Mistro_Kitkat August 11, 2018
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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.
by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024
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Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack
Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.
by TEDALDI December 3, 2009
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geese

Get Eaten Enviably, Sex
As in- Katie, are you gonna be geeSe for us?
by Kirker July 18, 2009
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