Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 23, 2019

geese

noun. a general term for any marijuana

today i am going to buy an eigth of geese, would you like in?

by salllllly September 14, 2007

geesh

In the Chicago area "geesh is slang for weed.

Who's got geesh? Bobby K has got geesh it's flame too.

by Vdux August 26, 2007

Geese

What old people smell like

I hugged my grandpa and he smelled like a flock of geese

by GeorgeNS November 8, 2014

Brash Green Geese

A term used for a group of girls who are jealous that you're going out with a hot guy that they want to be with. They are loud, intimidating and jealous.

Girl: "Babe, those girls keep giving me dirty looks when we're together."
Boy: "Don't worry, they're just pathetic brash green geese."

by BrashGreenGeese January 27, 2015

Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

geese

making fun of someone hecca hard

-he got a big ass hole in his sock
-why u gotta geese on him like that?

by kia April 16, 2005