gaterape

Term for what the TSA perpetrates when you opt for alternate screening instead of walking through the backscatter scanners

I didn't know whether to be angry or offer the TSA agent a $5 tip after he gateraped me.

by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

gateway drug

1. Any substance that takes an inordinately long time to pass from one's system and leads one to choose a more harmful alternative that doesn't hang around in the fat cells so that a drug test may be passed successfully. See marijuana.

2. Potentially any substance sold by a street dealer.

3. A term liberally touted around by right-wing nutjobs who don't understand the meaning of the term "use responsibly."

1. If I smoke this joint, I'll have to wait to pass a drug test because it will linger in my system for a week or more. But if I take these slightly more dangerous pills, they'll get flushed out in a day or two. The solution is simple! *swallows twelve pills*

2. Me: "Hey man, you got anything green?"
Dealer: "Yeah, that'll be ten bucks. By the way, you like angel dust?"

3. Bill O'Reilly: "Marijuana is a gateway drug! Studies have shown that people who smoke marijuana are led to experiment with other, more harmful drugs to get the same effect!"
Me: "What about alcohol? You'll buy just about anything while you're drunk. Besides, marijuana isn't even a drug, you toolbag."
Bill O'Reilly: "NANNY NANNY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO I'M LOUDER THAN YOU! I WIN!"

by Arthritis July 28, 2009

Gateau

1.To be extremely ghetto

2. When something is extremely ghetto

Girl: Did you see shaniqua, going on all gassed about her new weave
Girl 2: I know right?! And it looks so gateau as well

by lwb07mb March 24, 2011

Gateway

Another slang name used in lieu of the word "cunt", mainly used in the company of females and others as to not offend.

" that guy over there is a total Gateway"
" check out that fat pig, you would need a crowbar to prior her Gateway apart"

cunt, gateway

by B-Brad September 5, 2012

Gatekeeping

n. The practice of preventing the entry of bad actors into a fandom. The bad actors’ intent is to damage intellectual properties by forcing the IP owner to change the lore, alter the gameplay, or otherwise decrease the enjoyment of the IP by long-time, heavily invested fans. These bad actors typically have no interest in the intellectual property and are not willing to spend time or money to support the IP, but have a loud voice on Twitter or other social media, fooling IP owner into thinking they have more clout than they do. They usually join the fandom for political reasons or to damage the public image of the fandom.

“I used to be against gatekeeping. Then I saw what happened to Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, the video game industry, Marvel, DC, Hollywood, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, the NBA, the NFL, and MLB. Gatekeep your fandom, my friends!”

by DumpsterKeeper October 15, 2020

Gateway Relationship

In gay culture: a relationship in which one partner is the other partner's first real homosexual partner, usually defined by one experienced partner and one non-experienced partner. The experienced partner usually helps the other person become okay with being homosexual and comfortable in homosexual relationships. This relationship almost always fails.

John: I don't know why you're with Bary.
Loyd: Because I like him.
John: Yeah, but it's totally a gateway relationship.
Loyd: I know, I'm setting myself up for heartbreak.

by firehotstud07 January 8, 2009

Gateway Friends

People that you are only friends with because they are close friends with one of your friends.

Hey are you hanging with Jack?

No! Him and I are only gateway friends. I would only hang with him if Tony was here.

by Theman4408 October 13, 2011