The Gipper

The act of masterbating to the image of Ronald Reagan, usually done by members of the Republican Party.

Sean Hannity was caught last night doing The Gipper.

by Peppermint Hippo September 20, 2006

Gayper

a person also known as a weekend warrior participating in what is commonly called shred-sledding. also known to enjoy the sound of a nice shorn scrotum fapping on their chin, while being reamed from behind by their "buddy".

Ben Johnston was definatly a gayper last night with a dick in his mouth and balls fapping on his chin with a bigger dick in his ass....

by quimby1 January 19, 2004

galperning

(v.) to creep, to stalk, to smlax

"I went galperning yesterday and drove by her boyfriend's brother's ex-wife's sister-in-law's cousin's house. it was so intense"

by Michael William Smith February 25, 2008

gaper

A non-local snowboarder who has no clue as to what they're doing on the mountain. They stick to the green runs and are found crashing the 3 miles to the bottom.

The bar was empty because all the gapers are on Schoolmarm.

by spykjnij December 14, 2003

Gasper Treatment

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!


That is sooooo owned!!!

Better than being jimmed lol

by Liquid-Cesium March 15, 2005

gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.

Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.

by Mick Onium October 24, 2012

gaper

this is acutally an acronym that stand for Guaranteed Accident Prone on Every Run. Referring for a skier or snowboarder, usually wearing bright 80's ski gear that cannot ski or ride, or a tourist in a mountain town who walks around with their mouth agape in awe of the mountains!

That gaper got out of control and crashed into a tree!

Those gapers are stopping traffic standing in the middle of the street taking a picture.

by Kellen McGinnis January 25, 2008